I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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