Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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