May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he thought i was a dude.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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