Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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