There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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