Define "chronic" masturbator.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Randomize
