yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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