i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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