is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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