How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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