maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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