I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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