Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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