arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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