just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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