god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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