So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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