I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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