Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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