I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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