I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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