When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
