we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
