btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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