dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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