i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.