It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
