don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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