wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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