Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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