I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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