he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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