That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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