He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I made him laugh his dick is mine
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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