yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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