Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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