so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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