did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Too much gin, very little bucket
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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