why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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