i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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