the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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