Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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