playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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