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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!

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(336): View more from North Carolina

She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how can getting a pizza be this hard?

(817): View more from Texas

when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team

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(469): View more from Texas

So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.

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