I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
