I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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