So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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