i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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