ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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