none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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