i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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