did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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