Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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