So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize