He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Such a big mess for such a small penis
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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