the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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