We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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